Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

(via shybairnsget-nowt)

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screenburned:

talooka:

This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

i love you, small son

screenburned:

talooka:

This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

i love you, small son

(via altairfreshener)

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bomerhell:

The difference between a healthy person and one who is mentally ill is the act that the healthy one has all the mental illnesses, and the mentally ill person has only one.

(Source: jimmydarling, via supremecordeliagoode)

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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

(via my-life-in-capitals)

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surroundedbybloodyidiots:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

deanandsamwinchester:

mfluder42:

Misha Collins tries the “winged” look at the All Hell Breaks Loose 4 Convention in Sydney, Australia, 1 June 2013.

Edit: Last two photos added - all credit to Alex, George and The Hub Productions.

IS THAT A FUCKING SOCK MONKEY TIE

You are watching Misha Collins.

this will forever be one of my favourite things

(via moose-with-a-gun)

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vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues 

[video]

(via ikmunk)

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magneito:

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 

(Source: magneito, via im-okay-trust-me)

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